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GET
THE
GLOW
CLEANSE
&
HYDRATE
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SOOTH
YOUR
SKIN
THE
GREAT
BOOGER
BOOK
a nosey conundrum
by Aaron Adams
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BOOK
And, OH, the artwork!
A silly-old time in Seussian rhyme
Ya'll know how great it is — as a kid — to get lost in great illustrations? Well, this is that.
Small jokes, hidden details, easter eggs and general overall chaos promise hours of fine funny tomfoolery, hijinx, malarkey, shenanigans — maybe even laugh-farts.
All done a whole lot of training and heart by a professional fine artist with a great, big smile and double-fine sense of humor.
Because how long has it been since you've snort-laughed?
Introducing the most seismic piece of unremarkable literary non-genius to ever make you snort-laugh.
The Great Booger Book is 100-percent, certified pure malarkey — as it always intended to be.
Of course you're a classic, handsome, hygienic, charming-punctual person. Far too sharp to stoop to these levels.
Yet, here we are.
Thought so. Well let's get after it. Bring the kid, if you must, but let's be real — they're looking at the pictures anyway.
As they should (and you used to, but not so much any more, eh?) Because the pictures in The Great Booger Book are an inspired hoot.
Read it out loud and have fun.. This is for you.
The gift of gross
Kids, crazy uncles, cheeky friends. Free to read again and again. A Book They’ll Never Forget (or Forgive).
Spreads with hundreds of hand-drawn treats bring curiosiity, class and chaos to every page
Sniff out every page
Clear your throat and spritz some binaca. This impossibly absurd read-aloud put you on stage.
To read aloud? Nay — PERFORM.
Rhyme, phrase, fine art, funky words and beyond — rich for kids, parents and plants alike
A little smart. A lot unhinged.
"I barfed a little bit in my mouth!"
— Kyle, 6
Benicio Smell Torro
Gob Ross
Blob Hope
Harry Smellifonte
Blown Rivers
Aerosniff
Picolas Cage
Ernest Phlegmingway
Smellin Hunt
Hawky Balboa
Crustopher Walken
Chunkminster Fuller
Snot King Cole
Crustin Timberlake
Jimmy Achoo
Naríz Witherspoon
Yucko Ohnose
George Thoroughboog
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STOP AND SMELL THE REVIEWS
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DIG THESE BOOGER FACTS
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You Booger Factory
Your nose makes about 1.5 quarts of mucus every day—that’s enough to fill a big soda bottle!
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Animals, I tell ya!
Gorillas, orangutans, and even elephants pick their noses—elephants even use their trunks as giant nose fingers!
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Brain Boogers
Your nose is connected to your brain through your sinuses, so in a way, boogers are like brain crumbs.
dig these dope booger facts
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"GROOOoooSSSsssss!!"
— everyone
For that silly rapscallion in your life (and of course, you, silly) who loves good silly fun — the Booger Book is right on the nose. Laugh. Rhyme. Snort-laugh until you nose-blast your own boogers.
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